Sunday, December 3, 2006

Directions to the Concert

I heard that one of my favorite mid-1970's pop-metal bands was on tour and I wanted to attend. The flashing lights, outrageous costumes, and inventive facial make-up would be a sight to behold. But it turned out the tour was limited to venues in the state of Florida. A friend got a ticket and invited me to attend their upcoming show at Disney World. I was reluctant, since airfare to Florida is pretty expensive. My friend, exasperated, said:

"If you want to see Kiss, then you go to Kissimmee, too!"

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